So damn stubborn, so damn curious, so damn FUCKED

I saw it from afar. The steel rod protruding from the surface of the earth with its sharp edge. I thought, "Nah man, its too far along the path and doesn't look that lethal. & besides, you can take a different route." But being stubborn and curious I kept on walking along the same path, and as luck would have it I removed my eyes from the steadiness and tripped with the heaviness of boulders. As I fell I thought, "Ass hole! you saw it but never thought you'd trip over it," there was nothing else I could do as gravity took over. I just yelled, "My heart!"